He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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