People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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