so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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