I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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