I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
