so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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