I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
