have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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