Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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