Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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