just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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