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(937): View more from Ohio

she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game

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(303): View more from Colorado

The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!

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(315): View more from New York

Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here

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(703): View more from Virginia

He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box

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(740): View more from Ohio

Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.

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(607): View more from New York

I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life

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