ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
