We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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