Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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