I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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