try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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