a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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