Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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