that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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