Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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