We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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