STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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