You're completely useless in the revolution.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
