'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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