my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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