im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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