sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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