somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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