Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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