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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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