# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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