The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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