So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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