butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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