the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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