I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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