Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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