she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My liver just had a heart attack.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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