i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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