a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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