Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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