if you like me you must not know who I am
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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