I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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