I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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