She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
