i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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