i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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