Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You're like the curious george of whores
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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