apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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Fucaerrrrr
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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