Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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