Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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