I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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