Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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