508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Someone signed my nipple.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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