so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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