You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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