She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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