Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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